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Conversation at work today

  • Me: I'm so excited; Ryan's going to be sleeping over soon!
  • My boss: -smirks and looks over at her friend- Elliot, do you remember your first sleepover?
  • Elliot: -sassy face- I been sucking dicks since I was 5.

hakkaiduo:

deliciouskaek:

goddessofcheese:

deliciouskaek:

bakethatlinguist:

smokewhisper:

I wish this kind of thing was more addressed in politics :(

ALWAYS REBLOG

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And this is before groceries

before any other bills you might have like old credit card debt or car payments or gas or electricity or water

lol if you want groceries that isn’t McD’s

got school debt? You are super fucked

^^^^^

This is why I can have three jobs and still not afford to pay my rent. I live in a one bedroom. I know for a fact that I would not be able to make it on my own. Hubby is the only reason I can still live comfortably. 

(Source: jellybutterfly)

(Reblogged from aqueerafoot)

holycrapitsbags:

This is what we do at work, we find ice wangs.

(Reblogged from holycrapitsbags)