I wish today were just one of those days where I could do nothing but be on Tumblr.
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Fuck work. I’m going to be on Tumblr today.
Being on Tumblr in the shower might be the least productive thing I’ve ever done.
I just realised that one can keep track of when I’m awake by my clumps of Tumblr posts.
Conversation at work today
- Me: I'm so excited; Ryan's going to be sleeping over soon!
- My boss: -smirks and looks over at her friend- Elliot, do you remember your first sleepover?
- Elliot: -sassy face- I been sucking dicks since I was 5.
I always wanted to have a library in my house, like in Beauty and the Beast and Swan Princess. This must have subconsciously influenced me through the years because, now that I’m packing up to move, I realise that most of the things I packed are book and mugs. My dream seems to have taken form in reality. 
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I learned something when I got my body back, Quirrel…
You can’t sing opera quietly
snapplekat
- Allen: and jim cummings just subbed in
- Ryan: lol
- Allen: which i actually visualise the guard from aladdin at that part
- Allen: just like shoved scar out the way and is like foo i'm running thangs
- Ryan: lol
- Allen: i'm running tha-a-a-a-angs
- Allen: black dyamite o shit
- Allen: and now the guard from aladdin is creamed corn
- Ryan Bagley: LOL
- Allen: and mufasa is black dynamite
- Ryan: I can't
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nihanbros before hoes
me
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I know how to roll the dice, I just don’t know how to fuck the frisbee.
Me again. (yay word salad.)
