Conversation at work today
- Me: I'm so excited; Ryan's going to be sleeping over soon!
- My boss: -smirks and looks over at her friend- Elliot, do you remember your first sleepover?
- Elliot: -sassy face- I been sucking dicks since I was 5.
The most adorable Harlem Shake yet.
If this were around when Ryan were a kid, I feel like this would have been one of his home movies.
A friend sent me this gif and I just about died laughing. I can’t stop watching it.
The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it
(Source: emilymphocyte)
So Amazon… What do you think I’ve been looking for lately?